Below is an actual transcript of an email my brother Dan received from “one of my funny friends” (as he calls him…I won’t elaborate on the nuances of that description). It was in response to an invoice he had sent Dan that Dan replied to with “The Czech is in the male.”(sic) Enjoy.
 The long awaited invoice from Carl
Oman, I see you are a Slav to the pun too. Italia, it’s a curse, Bolivia you, me. Iraq many an email this way. Yemen, puns Israel Chile.
Anyway, about the Czech, Thanks Dan. Once I get it, I will Denmark you off the list.
I hope I didn’t Laos up the prices. I’d Haiti hear you say, “I’m Ghana go Russian around telling a Brazilian folks, “That Turkey, Egypt me!”” If there’s a problem I Congo through it again, maybe Sweden the deal up a little bit before we put it Tibet. (Eww, that’s ones a stretch, Kenya believe it? India straights, I am.) I mean, Algeria if you do, but Uruguay customer, and there’s Norway Angola jeopardize our French ship over it.
I Sicily stuff like this and then I wonder why it takes me 30 minutes to answer a simple email. Sheesh.
Wow! Okay, maybe I need to add geography as a catagory after that one.
Kenya believe it?