When I was a kid, I had a terrible time. First off, I got tonsillitis, followed by appendicitis and pneumonia. After that, I got rheumatism, and to top it off, they gave me hypodermics and inoculations!
Geez, I thought I’d never make it out of that spelling bee….
 Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
Ouch! That one really hurt.