Actually, he’s not a gerk, as we’ve discovered. Check out this link:
This helpful, handy-dandy chart will once and for all end the debate of who’s a geek, who’s a nerd, and who, unfortunately, is a dork. I encourage you to print one out and hang it on your refrigerator as a quick reference guide when entertaining houseguests. You might also want to have an extra copy for work, to better equip you in dealing with those annoying co-workers. Who knows? The possibilities are endless.
And which one am I? Oh, my dear friend, I am none of the above. Because, you see, I am PERFECT.
Update:Â The geek had to fix the link so it would work.