Matt needs…..

Well, here is my list of Google needs:

  1. Matt needs to be punched in the face with pictures, videos, personal blog, interests, information about me and more. (ouch!)
  2. Matt needs to date a midget or something next. (!!)
  3. Matt Needs Money. (’nuff sad on that one)
  4. Matt needs Tasks. (as if I did not have enough to do already)
  5. Matt needs prayers, and help and maybe just a balloon, a rainbow or a little fairy dust … (always appreciate prayer)
  6. Matt needs to have his bottom bared and a paddling needs to be administered. (ooohhh, spank me!)
  7. Matt needs a xbox 360. (’nuff said)
  8. Matt needs to do my laundry for me. (how did debily get into here anyways?)
  9. Matt needs a job take a walk through the everyday minutia of an unemployed malcontent in central Indiana. (better than India)
  10. Matt needs a cool theme song. (Imperial March?)

Okay, that’s all for now….

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Born 9/11 Registered Architect, State of Texas Star Trek is the best