Name that Tumor!

Okay, I have this big honkin’ lymph node in my neck.  I found out that this one node is over three inches long.  That is pretty big.  I also found out it is not solid, like a real tumor.  It is actually liquid.  Lymphoma is not cancer of the lymph nodes as it is more cancer of the lymphatic fluid.  That said, it still deserves a name.  So would all six of my readers please comment and suggest a name?  I also learned, from the oncologist, today that it may not be Hodgkin’s, they don’t know what it is.  They are pretty sure it is lymphoma though.  If you are confused, good!  So am I.

Now I used to watch Jonny Quest as a kid, and Trey has watched a couple of episodes as well.  Who was Jonny’s best friend?  Hadji!  So my vote is for Hadji, the Hodgkin!  What are yours?

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Matt

Born 9/11 Registered Architect, State of Texas Star Trek is the best

2 thoughts on “Name that Tumor!”

  1. How ’bout a Palindrome:
    Romut Tumor

    I still like Amare, but non-sports fans wouldn’t understand Amare Tumor.

  2. Here are my entries:

    Lymphoshizzle

    Lymphomaniac

    Lymph Bizkit

    I got dozens more….. lymphanator says I’ll be back…

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