The invasion continues to go well, it has not been easy. Phase 1 of our attack has been a success. The beachhead has expanded, out waistline has not. We have met all objectives despite heavy, I mean really heavy, like fattening heavy, opposition. We have almost been overrun, but we did lose another 4 pounds. The enemy continues to attack. This past week he brought out their greatest weapon: gun disease. How was this a weapon? It foiled our strategy for Phase 1 of our attacks, but like wayword sons, we carried on. We had to bring in extra weapons of our own to foil their attack. The weapon of choice: The Atkins shake! It destroyed craving for Phase 1 foods we could no longer eat. It filled us up, so we could no longer go-go.
We no enter Phase 2 of our battle. This will be the longest toughest phase. We must endure our enemies attacks for weeks upon weeks. We still have over 40 more pounds to lose. We may have to endure the same menus over and over and over. Our battle plan lets us re-introduce some new foods into our diet. We can now have most fruit, whole wheat breads, and even sugar free pudding. Watermelon must be avoided at all cost. End of report.
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