***RED ALERT***RED ALERT***RED ALERT***RED ALERT***
Intelligence reports show enemy activity within our camp. We have been compromised and betrayed. They have infiltrated us,’mass’ing inside us. The only way to rid our troops of the enemy, is to actually attack ourselves. Treason is only punishable by death. After a surgical strike, we may have to resort to using radiologic and biologic weapons. It has been said that, “The enemy of my enemy is my friend.” Well, even if they help with weight loss, they are no friends of mine. We have met the enemy, and the enemy is us. My own body is attacking itself. The beachhead is in disarray right now. We are gathering more intelligence to see what the best course of action now is. We are awaiting information from top advisers in this matter. We hope to have this information by mid-week. We can then hopefully make better decisions about diet, exercise, and nutrition. Even with this information we have maintained weight loss and are still down 27.5 (oops, my bad) 25.5 pounds total.
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